Caption Contest

Yoshi: Ok so the instructions say, grab ears and insert
Mario: Dont tell me ur...
Yoshi: *grabs ears*
Mario:...gonna d-
Yoshi: *inserts *
Mario- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...wait yoshi, plz tell me if u can find my coins up there!

Mario: Come Here Dino, Come here!
OMG DOWN DINO! DOWN DINO!
I only Ride you, you don't ride me now get down!

Yoshi: Must eat....shiny...red...hat...

Yoshi: HOW'S IT FEEL B*TCH??? HUH?? YOU LIKE AN EXTRA 135 lbs. ON YOUR F***ING BACK???
Mario: OK...I get...it...no...more...........*collapses*

Chaos171 wrote:

1. Linkpwz
2. Linkrules
3. Smashhero

Another game of leap frog ends terribly when marios eyes pop right out of his head.Tsk Tsk.

yoshi:yoshi wanna ride now now NOW

mario:ok yoshi jump on awwwww yoshi i told you to stop eating people now my bak is awwwwww (falls)

yoshi:fun fun

(2 hours later)

mario:can u get up now

yoshi:

yoshi: yoshiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Mario: ugh

1. thebradyinferno
2 iecman5
3. linkrules08
new one




five years later

Wario: Wow, that actually looks pretty good...

Pikachu:

wario:i callang u to a staring contest

pika:ok

5 years later

pika:ok im done wario

wario:(dead)

pika:ok im ganna go no one saw anything

Wario: Pikachu, I challenge you to a DUEL!

Pikachu: Ok you go first.

Wario: No you go first!

five years later

Pikachu: You go first!

Wario: No, YOU GO FIRST!!

Wario: LOOK AT MY SHINY TEETH
Pikachu: Hold on i gotta fart

five years later...

Wario: holy !@#$%^&* that was a long fart
Pikachu: dude that qualifies as a Pika-Fart

Wario:mmmm that looks tasty...what the? What are you doing back there yoshi? What is that poke i feel? (grinds teeth in pain)

yoshi:yoshi(this feels good)

Wario: ahh, my food shoved it's tail through my head!!!!!!

pikachu: pika (i'm a scorpion)

FIVE YEARS LATER

pikachu: pika pika(is it dead)

yoshi: yoshi(finally I tire out)

Pikachu: pika...pikachu(yup...dead...gotta eat!!!!!)

wario:...*dead people can't talk*

Pikachu: Wario, i need u to chek if i got zits.
Wario:OK.
10 years lata!
Pikachu: SO DID U FIND ANYTHING U LOSER!
WARIO: Hmm, what? sorry i was not staring i was smiling, u know a villain like me has to poop once and awhile, plus i found this nice ball!
Pikachu: U idiot u pooped on my pokeball!
Wario: *bends knees, puts finger to teeth*

Wario: My Nose Is Huge!

5 Years later

Pikachu: Yepp, that it is.



(i was tired, sorry)

Wario: I got some bling from Soulja Boy last night want to see it?
Pikachu: wow..........shiny.......very shiny....wow *repeats for 5 years*
Pikachu: OMG your breath stinks when was the last time you brushed your teeth?
Wario: 5 years ago

iill post places later for now new pic;

diddy:hey squrtle

squrtle:squrtle squrtle

diddy:i know you can talk

squrtle:squrt squrtle

diddy:ok thats it put umm up

squrtle:squrtle

diddy:ok im done just leave me alone

squrtle:(wisper) dumb as*

Diddy: (poorly imitating captain falcon) show me ya moves!

Diddy: I got peanut guns fool and I know Kong Fu. Diddy Kong Fu!
*Squirtle uses surf and washes Diddy away*
Squirtle: Wax on, Wax off Biatch.

Diddy: Using my Diddy Kong magic, I will turn Mewtwo into a Squirtle!

Mewtwo: *poof* CHANGE ME BACK!

Diddy: The magic guide for noobs didnt put THAT step in...

winner thebradyinferno
second shamshhero
third iecman

lucas:look i belive i can fly i belive i can touch the sky

kirby:shut the FU*K up trying to have a kirby nap

lucas:(falls and dies)

police:come on kirby your going away for a long time

kirby:nnnnooooooooooo

prison mate:hey fresh meat

kirby:(uses his taunt) hhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyy

Kirby: Ahahaha, now for my vanishing act! You cannot see! You cannot move!!!
Lucas: Ahhhh
Kirby: FALLLLCCCCOOOOON PAWNCH
Lucas: fail

Lucas: Kirby, is there a specific reason your *ss is placed in my face?

Kirby: SHUT UP FOOL!!!*slaps*

Lucas: Could you kindly GET THE F*CK OFF!!!!

This is a still shot of the event which lead to lucas being a P*SSY in SSE.
He's scared the pink furry will come back.