ok this is something i did last year after i saw the first sse video and i figured id make a story up for it
It sucks lol but i want to post it anyway its an attempt at a comedy
Tell me what you think
Chapter 1: And so it begins…
“Waaaahooohooohooo” Mario yelled as he shot over the crowd into the sky.
“What the hell was that” said Kirby.
Peach started to scream and run in circles. “Oh my god, I’m gonna die. Save me, save me. Mario come back to me.”
“O here we go with this again…” Zelda groaned.
“Sorry Zelda. Not all of us have magical powers and a top tier ninja transformation to rely on.” Peach yelled in retaliation. “I Throw F***ing Radishes.”
Just then both princesses were snatched up in cages by a giant piranha plant.
“O…k...then…” Kirby jumped up to Peaches cage and began beating on it.
“O right save her first.” Said Zelda “No go ahead, it’s cool. I’ll just do it myself”
Kirby kept pounding on Peaches cage with his hammer as she screamed at the top of her lungs. Kirby finally broke the cage; he and peach floated back down to the ground. Petey Piranha came tumbling to the ground. He was apparently defeated, perhaps due to an emotional breakdown after one of his precious cages was destroyed. Kirby broke Zelda out of her cage as peach rocked back and forth in the fetal position. She was babbling something about Mario.
“Finally” Zelda said “ I guess we now no which of us is the true damsel in distress.”
“I’m gonna fall back onto my magic argument and say you could have just teleported out of the cage.”
“Touché”
Just then Wario rode in on his hog.
“Ha Ha” He laughed “I’ve got u now.” He aimed his Trophy gun at Zelda and fired.
“Oh come on……..”Zelda moaned.
Zelda was instantly turned into a trophy. He scooped her up and jumped back on his bike.
“I’ll be back for you two later. That is if u can make it out before the bomb goes off.”
Wario drove away as Kirby called a warp star to him.
“We’re gonna fly away on a star?”
“Just shut up and get on the stupid thing.”
He and Peach flew out of the arena just as the bomb went off.
