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PostSubject: Life Fail...   Tue Mar 10, 2009 8:38 pm

So, Friday, I went to mall to chillax with my homebros. When I get there, my girlfriend wants me to join her at the movies. I'm like, "No, I'm already here and my friends don't want to leave." Apparently, we needed to talk and we all know what that means. We broke up, but Sunday at like 11:30 she calls me crying and she's like "I love you!" She wants to get back together, LATER. NOT NOW. WTF?

So, I'm not allowed to date, and I'm single. So you got let me know, should I stay or should I go?

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PostSubject: Re: Life Fail...   Tue Mar 10, 2009 8:46 pm

1st of all, why the hell later? lol
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PostSubject: Re: Life Fail...   Tue Mar 10, 2009 9:41 pm

Slayer9498 wrote:
1st of all, why the hell later? lol

break up... u break up with her, if she breaks up with u..... well thats imbarrising

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PostSubject: Re: Life Fail...   Tue Mar 10, 2009 9:50 pm

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Slayer9498 wrote:
1st of all, why the hell later? lol

break up... u break up with her, if she breaks up with u..... well thats imbarrising
it was obviously a spur of the momnet break-up, and she doesnt want him to see other ppl, so......
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PostSubject: Re: Life Fail...   Tue Mar 10, 2009 10:35 pm

Very spur of the moment.
And she "doesn't want the stress of a relationship."

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PostSubject: Re: Life Fail...   Tue Mar 10, 2009 10:48 pm

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Very spur of the moment.
And she "doesn't want the stress of a relationship."
its like she want a person to love her..and be with her but not much a commitment
answer:parents......

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PostSubject: Re: Life Fail...   Wed Mar 11, 2009 12:42 am

I think you can get the answer with NUMBERS. They are so magical. What you need to do is make a scale from 1-10 and rate her. Then have a cup of tea, and then turn it over and read the leaves. There is a 50 percent chance you will end up with either a circle for zero, a shape that vaguely represents the number 5, or something that has at least a little bit of a chance to be a 10. Whichever number your tea gives you, you need to write down on separate pieces of paper, preferably lined, the number itself, the number times 2 minus 5, and the number plus 3. Put them all in a hat, and draw one anytime right after you wake up. Now on your 1-10 scale, draw a range of numbers correspondingly towards your tea values. For a tea value of 0 or below, mark that range from 1-3. For a tea value of 1-10, mark the range as 4-7. For a tea value of 11 or above, mark it on your scale as 8-10. Now when you draw your card, recall the number you have rated her, and check to see if it matches your tea value range. If it does, then it is advisable to just listen to what she wants you to do. If it does not match, do what YOU think you should do. If for some unknown reason this method places you in a troubling situation, let me know.
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PostSubject: Re: Life Fail...   Wed Mar 11, 2009 9:52 am

Umm... Thanks, Rev...
That... That's pretty creative... I guess...
You know what? I think I'll just wait until the 15th...

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PostSubject: Re: Life Fail...   Wed Mar 11, 2009 1:48 pm

Lord Revan67 wrote:
I think you can get the answer with NUMBERS. They are so magical. What you need to do is make a scale from 1-10 and rate her. Then have a cup of tea, and then turn it over and read the leaves. There is a 50 percent chance you will end up with either a circle for zero, a shape that vaguely represents the number 5, or something that has at least a little bit of a chance to be a 10. Whichever number your tea gives you, you need to write down on separate pieces of paper, preferably lined, the number itself, the number times 2 minus 5, and the number plus 3. Put them all in a hat, and draw one anytime right after you wake up. Now on your 1-10 scale, draw a range of numbers correspondingly towards your tea values. For a tea value of 0 or below, mark that range from 1-3. For a tea value of 1-10, mark the range as 4-7. For a tea value of 11 or above, mark it on your scale as 8-10. Now when you draw your card, recall the number you have rated her, and check to see if it matches your tea value range. If it does, then it is advisable to just listen to what she wants you to do. If it does not match, do what YOU think you should do. If for some unknown reason this method places you in a troubling situation, let me know.

DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE U need a girlfriend now..... look at yourself^^^

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PostSubject: Re: Life Fail...   Wed Mar 11, 2009 2:11 pm

If she says not now, later, it means she wants to see if she can find someone els first and if she does then there'll be no later.
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PostSubject: Re: Life Fail...   Wed Mar 11, 2009 3:42 pm

Aston_Martin_DB9 wrote:
If she says not now, later, it means she wants to see if she can find someone els first and if she does then there'll be no later.

Didnt...think...about...that...

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PostSubject: Re: Life Fail...   Wed Mar 11, 2009 5:44 pm

Link3618 wrote:
Lord Revan67 wrote:
I think you can get the answer with NUMBERS. They are so magical. What you need to do is make a scale from 1-10 and rate her. Then have a cup of tea, and then turn it over and read the leaves. There is a 50 percent chance you will end up with either a circle for zero, a shape that vaguely represents the number 5, or something that has at least a little bit of a chance to be a 10. Whichever number your tea gives you, you need to write down on separate pieces of paper, preferably lined, the number itself, the number times 2 minus 5, and the number plus 3. Put them all in a hat, and draw one anytime right after you wake up. Now on your 1-10 scale, draw a range of numbers correspondingly towards your tea values. For a tea value of 0 or below, mark that range from 1-3. For a tea value of 1-10, mark the range as 4-7. For a tea value of 11 or above, mark it on your scale as 8-10. Now when you draw your card, recall the number you have rated her, and check to see if it matches your tea value range. If it does, then it is advisable to just listen to what she wants you to do. If it does not match, do what YOU think you should do. If for some unknown reason this method places you in a troubling situation, let me know.

DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE U need a girlfriend now..... look at yourself^^^

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PostSubject: Re: Life Fail...   Wed Mar 11, 2009 7:39 pm

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So, Friday, I went to mall to chillax with my homebros. When I get there, my girlfriend wants me to join her at the movies. I'm like, "No, I'm already here and my friends don't want to leave." Apparently, we needed to talk and we all know what that means. We broke up, but Sunday at like 11:30 she calls me crying and she's like "I love you!" She wants to get back together, LATER. NOT NOW. WTF?

So, I'm not allowed to date, and I'm single. So you got let me know, should I stay or should I go?

didn't u say one of your friends like u?
if so either way u win...kinda

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PostSubject: Re: Life Fail...   Wed Mar 11, 2009 8:33 pm

I suppose. I really stopped caring. I'm just gonna go with the flow.

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PostSubject: Re: Life Fail...   Thu Mar 12, 2009 3:43 am

Thats right Smash. You gotta hit em and quit em.
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