Happy Larry

Any1 ever play Happy Larry? It's the funniest game I've ever played. If none of ye heard of it I'll post up some scenes from it after a description of what it's about. Guranteed a laugh at least.

i havent

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I'll keep this updated on a daily basis so. Telling a different part of the story every time. First the introduction. I don't want any1 complaining to me that I just giving Porn images to the young ones, it's only a cartoon and its not even 18's.

Might as well use this post to let you see what Larry looks like.

Go to Google > Images > Type Leisure Suit Larry.
You will be looking at lots of pictures, the new version is crap so look for the fella with balding hair and a HUGE nose. That's the real Larry.

The story starts when Larry wins a competition to get a weeks free stay at a lovely Hotel. Larry only wants to go there for one thing tho and that's to loose his virginity. (Bare in mind that he's like 40 years old and that this is the 7th game in the series and he's having no luck at all)

The object of the game is to give certain Items to women and then a cut-scene happens. This isn't a walkthrough so I'll just tell you each of the cut-scenes, one a day.

If I'm feeling generous i might start the first one this evening. But first whoever wants to follow this, post on this section so I know I'm not talking to myself

Aston_Martin_DB9 wrote:

The story starts when Larry wins a competition to get a weeks free stay at a lovely Hotel. Larry only wants to go there for one thing tho and that's to loose his virginity. (Bare in mind that he's like 40 years old and that this is the 7th game in the series and he's having no luck at all)

The object of the game is to give certain Items to women and then a cut-scene happens. This isn't a walkthrough so I'll just tell you each of the cut-scenes, one a day.

If I'm feeling generous i might start the first one this evening. But first whoever wants to follow this, post on this section so I know I'm not talking to myself

oh, now i know what ur talking about
never played it though

lol

I must admit I have never seen a game with that type of...genre..Lol.

Lord Revan67 wrote:

I must admit I have never seen a game with that type of...genre..Lol.

dude i know what ur thinking

LOL its actually the funniest game i've ever played, doesn't show anything.

So will I post the first story? Waiting for some feedback before I post.

Aston_Martin_DB9 wrote:

So will I post the first story? Waiting for some feedback before I post.

sure

I'll post it first thing in the morning so (my time). I bet ye are all full of suspense as to what the first part is like, jk lol.

I cant go to sleep I am to anxious. Give me a spoiler or preview or something, I can't take all of this excitement.

Sorry about how late this post is, I've been ill for the last few days and my head was killing me whenever I looked at a computer screen.

The first part is funny, you start off by giving a flower to a girl who is working in a room with a big machine in the background. She tells you that she loves the flower and wants to give larry 'a little something special'.

Of course Larry thinks she is going to ride him, but this is the start of the game. So Larry is taken over to picture on the wall, is told to take off his clothes and told to spread his legs in front of a little pool of water.

The picture on the wall is weird, it shows two mountains with a tree in the middle, this confuses Larry and he turns around to see that this girl has greased up a long tube and is ready to give him a colonic (stick a big tube up your arse and sucks out all the shit).

She rams it up him and Larry starts screaming in pain. 8 hours later.....

Larry is talking to the girl and says its an experience he's never had before, and she says as he is walking out the door 'at least your not so full of shiit'.
The pool of water is now brown.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tzYkHLdPfU

Don't watch all this vid if you don't want to ruin the second part of the story. Just watch the first 3 minutes. By the way in my version they spoke and his screams were way funnier.

Revan has asked me to keep updating this thread so I will add the next one when I've got time. There's no rush I'm sure lol

The next part of my story is one of the funniest parts of the game. You've been invited on a date on the beach by a lovely lady as you found her a nice dress. She asks you to bring a condom so ye can have some fun. (Larry might get lucky this time).

So ye are sitting on the beach in the moonlight and she asks you to give her the condom. Larry thinks that she wants to put the condom on him so he gives it to her.

All of a sudden the woman stands up, she's on a boner! She wanted the condom so she could use it herself! Since Larry is already bent over she decides to "satrt some fun". The screen goes black and you can hear Larry screaming.

The next morning... Larry wakes up with a very sore arse!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDQ2i7symmU&feature=related
Watch from 4.00 mins in until 7.45

OMFG
i didnt see the vid but his face would be
Holy **** though LMAO

That one was easy to describe so it's not necessary to watch the vid. The first one though was hard to describe so watch that vid.

i did watch the 1st one, but the second one scared me away from the link lol

I loled. He will never get it good. Ever. But there is hope. Because it has too have a happy ending, right. You know Happy Larry?

As long as ye think it is funny I'll put up the next one. I'm not saying if Larry has a Happy ending or not . You'll just have to keep watching this thread to find out.

Ok so two more before the Finale, there are a few more but they are not as funny.

This time Larry goes to the Gym. He sees a woman wearing leather and after s few errands she says meet me at my room. So Larry finds the room and you see the woman wearing a dress, she asks Larry to have a drink so he goes over to the table at the end of the room.

This is when things start to go wrong, the woman takes off the dress and underneat she is wearing a leather S&M suit. Larry doesn't see this as he's looking the other way.

She then proceeds to put a dog collar onto Larry, which she decides to hook up to a lead, which she ties around a pole in the middle of the room. She then strips Larry's clothes off!

She then makes him get on his hands and knees like a dog and makes him bark. Uh-oh, she then pulls out a whip, turns out the pole rotates and as she his him with the whip he crawls around the room trying to get away.

A few hours late... Larry wakes up with a sore arse and a Dog Collar in his Pocket. Watch the first 2.05 of the Video below!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDQ2i7symmU&feature=related

wats an Sand M suit?

Lord Revan67 wrote:

wats an Sand M suit?

I'm not telling you if you don't know. Look it up on Wikipedia. Don't expect anything suitable for 13 year olds!!!