A Quick LOL

Color Shirt you are wearing:
White - I karate chopped
Black - I chewed
Blue - I slept with
Brown - I body slammed
Purple - I judo kicked
Green - I pimp slapped
Yellow - I kissed
Red - I squeezed
Orange - I licked
Pink - I went to school
None - I laughed with
Birthday Month:
January - a Russian Soldier
February - SOAP
March - a SAS soldier
April - a Marine
May - Jesus
June - [your gamertag]
July - an attack dog
August - Bush
September - Harriet Tubman
October - Fredrick Douglass
November - Obama-rama
December - McCain
Birthday Date(of Month)
1 - because I'm gansta like that.
2 - because I do what I want.
3 - because I'm cool.
4 - because I'm a nerd.
5 - because I'm adopted.
6 - because I sleep with a teddy bear.
7 - because I'd rather play Halo than Gears.
8 - because I'm ugly.
9 - because I work for the George Bush.
10 - because I drop the soap in jail.
11 - because people fear me.
12 - because I have no friends.
13 - because I'm the bomb.
14 - because I'm afraid of women.
15 - because I can.
16 - because I suck at Gears.
17 - because I secretly sing in the shower.
18 - because I cross dress at night.
19 - because I wear a wig.
20 - because I do the "cha-cha".
21 - because I'm white and nerdy.
22 - because I don't take squat from nobody.
23 - because Christmas came early.
24 - because that's how I roll.
25 - because I wear a false mustache.
26 - because I pick my nose.
27 - because I shower once a month.
28 - because I run this.
29 - because they call me daddy.
30 - because I'm on Beast mode.
31 - because I fail at life.

Just do what it asks you and add it all up so you get a sentence.

Mines is: I chewed a Marine because I pick my nose. Lol.

i slept with bush because i suck at gears

my brothers is..
i chewed a marine because im a nerd

mine is i body slammed obama rama because i sleep with a teddy bear lol

I slept with Jesus because I sleep with a teddy bear. How come I dont remeber any of this?

i jewed jesus because im a nerd

Link3618 wrote:

i jewed jesus because im a nerd

NERD!!!!! this is you

What if you're wearing a gray shirt?

Mine isnt funny...it just makes sense

I chewed, Jesus, because i dont take squat from nobody

But my cousins is SOOO funny

Its:

I squeezed a marine cause im gangsta like that! ROFL

//.- T-p-A //.- wrote:

Mine isnt funny...it just makes sense

I chewed, Jesus, because i dont take squat from nobody

But my cousins is SOOO funny

Its:

I squeezed a marine cause im gangsta like that! ROFL

lmao

mines is i chewed mcain because i have no friends

Slayer9498 wrote:

//.- T-p-A //.- wrote:

Mine isnt funny...it just makes sense

I chewed, Jesus, because i dont take squat from nobody

But my cousins is SOOO funny

Its:

I squeezed a marine cause im gangsta like that! ROFL

lmao

ROFL is he white?
no im not racis

Wow that would be really funny. I guess I could laugh abut that, but not too much.

I Karate Chopped Jesus coz I sing in the shower